Friday, April 21, 2006

Zzzzzzzzzz

from http://abcnews.go.com/


Shhhhhh...Let him rest. A sleeping Cheney is a Cheney not fomenting evil. Or, a sleeping Cheney is not a shooting Cheney.

(tip o' the keyboard to Spiezer)

4 voices in my head:

Anonymous said...

OK, it’s official…Cheney is still alive…barely

http://www.doctorzebra.com/prez/a_cheney.htm

Good God! It’s a miracle this man is alive…

http://www.gwhospital.com/p8239.html

Does this man have any stress in his life?

http://www.sleepfoundation.org/nsfalert/index.php?secid=&id=32

Vice President Cheney, Esophagitis and Sleep

When you are Vice President, the law that regulates access to medical records and is intended to protect patient confidentiality, HIPPA, doesn’t apply. Just pick up this week’s newspaper and you’ll find reports are filled with accounts of Vice President Cheney’s annual physical exam. The Vice President is in good health overall, but he was recently diagnosed with esophagitis. This condition, an inflammation of the esophagus, often results from reflux, which is caused by acid rising from the stomach. When reflux occurs during sleep, it can make matters worse and if untreated can lead to a condition called Barrett’s esophagus in which damaged cells in the esophagus are replaced by acid-tolerant intestinal cells, which is not where they belong! Reflux can also disturb sleep if the sleeper wakes up coughing and choking from acid backing up into the throat and larynx. If you would like to learn more about the relationship between your stomach, your esophagus and your sleep, read NSF’s SLEEPTIONARY™ on GERD (gastroesophageal reflux disease).

* Read a news article on Vice President Cheney’s condition

G said...

Now...I thought evil never sleeps? No rest for the wicked? Anyone?

Mrs. McDonell said...

mmmmm, you used my favorite word: foment...

however, a sleeping cheney is actually quite dangerous. because he's not really sleeping - his updates are installing and when he reboots he will be more evil than ever.

Spzr said...

http://www.wonkette.com/politics/dick-cheney/mr-cheney-also-requires-bunny-slippers-and-warm-soy-milk-162413.php

Now we have additional information into the kid gloves by which Cheney needs to be handled.

Check out the fact that all tvs MUST be tuned into FOX NEWS.